Perfection.
When 8-year-olds dispense advice...
- Ellis B (age 8): Can I ask you something kind of private?
- Me: Sure, what is it?
- EB: Do you have a boyfriend?
- Me: Nope, I don't.
- EB: Aww, well that's too bad.
- Me: Why?
- EB: No reason, but if you want, I know a guy you could talk to. He can tell you everything you need to know about attracting a boy. If you don't get too annoyed though, because he sings 'I'm Sexy and I Know It' all the time.
I like Valentines Day. AND I’m Single (with a capital S!).
It’s a delightful day dedicated to reminding you how much you appreciate all of the wonderful people in your life. And it means that chocolate will be on sale the day after tomorrow. What’s not to love about that?
You are all my valentines.
<3
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